Enderby Cricket Club 1st team squad

1st team
Stephen  Coulson Member profile

Captain : Stephen Coulson

Love the cricket , love the beer & love winning.
 Favourite quote " He who dares, wins " Never a true statement
Favourite film: Goodfellas
Favourite program: only fools and horses
Favourite player: myself, if you don't back yourself no-one will!
Neal Mackey Member profile

Vice Captain : Neal Mackey

big funny and really good at cricket!!! but has a bad shoulder!!!!
PS glad to be back!!
Players
Tom Cartwright Member profile Tom Cartwright
THE MOST ELECTRIFYING  MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT

Cant bat should be batting 11
Slow low bowler first change to the paceman 'blanky'
Admire turner in every way
Love driving yorkers
Chris Conway Member profile Chris Conway
Opening Bowler AWESOME deep & mid wicket fielder anywhere were I can talk to someone. The most fashionable member of the team especially on the pitch shirt never untucked!

Looking Forward to the seasons for once !!! Bring on the revolution seeing J-Lo & Davey Coles in action.
HEADS ... love it Johno 
david haden Member profile david haden
i would die for enderby c c. nos 3 batsman very ugly but effective part time bowler and keepper when called upon. outstanding fielder four 100's to my name so far.(watch this space)
Mark Johnstone Member profile Mark Johnstone
Looking forward to another promising season for the mighty ENDERBY BEES. Come on boys let get buzzing
HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan Lane Member profile - no photo available Ryan Lane
Looking forward to 2011. Hopefully winning promotion again, and no fingers popping out the joints this year
Stephen  Shipley Member profile Stephen Shipley
My name is Harold.
I used to be a doctor but for legal reasons had to leave the profession.
I like to get hit in the face with the ball.
I'm good at catching... chlamydia.
My cricket tea consists of chicken.
I get overly excited about a good shot.
The club doesnt understand the abiltiy of my slower ball.
You should be able to claim dildo's on the NHS. 
In my spare time i like to break chairs and shave my balls.
'Im the most ignorant person you will ever meet' published by Dave Harrison.
Dont hate me cause you wanna be me.
I think it's been clearly established that " I AM A BELLEND"
FAVOURITE CRICKETER: Dave Mackey- i love the fast pace he bats at and is always keen enlighten you with an exhilerating story about his previous innings.
CRICKETTING IDOL: Luke Stevenson- I've never met a player who  has used everything single part of his body to stop a ball... not including his hannds.
James Smith Member profile - no photo available James Smith
New playing member but proud to have had strong links with Enderby Cricket Club all my life
Ben Turner Member profile Ben Turner
skipper this year and really looking forward to it
Leon Viggars Member profile - no photo available Leon Viggars
Enderby cc overseas for 2011 season
John Willett Member profile - no photo available John Willett
Fat old bastard.
Matthew Willett Member profile Matthew Willett
Looking forward to another season on the Enderby train choooooooooo chooooooooo,

Change bowler and middle order batsmen, work required on catching and allround aggression issues,

Awards = LA BOXERZ & BATTLING BAT, all for the catching and aggression issues already stated.


Performance history
SeasonMatchesWonDrawnTiedLostCancelledAbandoned
All100452002717
2011291950500
2010251430413
2009245601102
200822760702

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