My name is Harold.
I used to be a doctor but for legal reasons had to leave the profession.
I like to get hit in the face with the ball.
I'm good at catching... chlamydia.
My cricket tea consists of chicken.
I get overly excited about a good shot.
The club doesnt understand the abiltiy of my slower ball.
You should be able to claim dildo's on the NHS.
In my spare time i like to break chairs and shave my balls.
'Im the most ignorant person you will ever meet' published by Dave Harrison.
Dont hate me cause you wanna be me.
I think it's been clearly established that " I AM A BELLEND"
FAVOURITE CRICKETER: Dave Mackey- i love the fast pace he bats at and is always keen enlighten you with an exhilerating story about his previous innings.
CRICKETTING IDOL: Luke Stevenson- I've never met a player who has used everything single part of his body to stop a ball... not including his hannds.